Diary of Foot and Chair: Huge wart

Tuesday, December 28

Huge wart

There was a young lady named Rose
Who had a huge wart on her nose.
When she had it removed
Her appearance improved
But her glasses slipped down to her toes.

A tutor who tooted the flute
Tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to the tutor
'Is it harder to toot, or
To tutor two tooters to toot?'

Cyalayta
~ Foot'n'Chair ~
Email: footchair [@] malnews [dot] cjb [dot] net
What we have not named or beheld as a symbol escapes our notice ~ W.H. Auden


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